Meeting of the Century: A Redundant Affair

A gathering so epic, it defies the laws of space and time. A meeting so monumental, it warps the fabric of reality.

This meeting was a behemoth of bureaucracy, a behemoth of verbosity. It's said that those who attended will never be the same again.

• Involuntary meetings scheduled for the rest of your life
• Uncontrollable urges to use buzzwords like 'synergy' and 'paradigm'
• Loss of productivity, as you're now stuck in an infinite loop of pointless discussions